The stable where Sarah keeps her horses has sheep and they've just have baby lambs! I got to hold them and feed them milk from a bottle, it was soooo cute!
And I stole a chicken...
Wednesday, 9 March 2016
Berlin
I started this post a while ago...
This week me and my mum went on a trip to Berlin. We visited lots of sites including The Brandenburg Gate, The Holocaust Museum, The Berlin Wall, Checkpoint Charlie, Topography of Terror, Berlin Cathedral and The DDR Museum.
Before I show you some pictures here's an embarrassing video I made for my housemates who love video tours whenever any of us go away!
This week me and my mum went on a trip to Berlin. We visited lots of sites including The Brandenburg Gate, The Holocaust Museum, The Berlin Wall, Checkpoint Charlie, Topography of Terror, Berlin Cathedral and The DDR Museum.
Before I show you some pictures here's an embarrassing video I made for my housemates who love video tours whenever any of us go away!
Brandenburg Gate
German Parliament
The Holocaust Museum
Random German Station
Check Point Charlie
Berlin Cathedral
Some building next to the cathedral that I can't remember the name of but looks pretty epic...
Saturday, 5 March 2016
Things my patients said vol. 7
We had a really cantankerous, very overweight gentleman (BMI about 55) and who was desperate for an orange calipo (ice lolly). He wanted us to buy him one from the shop, but instead when his wife phoned, Nina asked if she could bring some in. She was a bit uncertain and said she'd have to go to the big supermarket because he'd eaten all of the calipos in the village!
Me: Hello Mr J..., my name's Alex, I'm one of the doctors, I've come to see how you're doing...? What can I help you with today?
Mr J: Well I came here to look for a job
Me: Err...
Mr J: I know I'm 72, but I could do with having a job, only the man said there weren't any, so maybe you could give me a lift home?
Me: Err... Mr J where do you think we are at the moment?
Mr J: At the dole centre of course!
Tom: I know you don't want to, but we really think you ought to stay in so we can get you better. Do you know where I'm coming from?
DL: I don't care where you come from!
Tom: Err...
DL: I don't mean to be rude. But I will be soon if you don't let me go!
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Patient with chest pain: I took my TNT, but it didn't make it any better
Me: Err your GTN didn't help?
Later, still straight faced: Yeah the TNT didn't make any difference
(Spray for relieving angina)
During a crash call the other day...
Confused old lady: I know CPR, let me help, I've seen it on casualty!
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Me: Hello Mr J..., my name's Alex, I'm one of the doctors, I've come to see how you're doing...? What can I help you with today?
Mr J: Well I came here to look for a job
Me: Err...
Mr J: I know I'm 72, but I could do with having a job, only the man said there weren't any, so maybe you could give me a lift home?
Me: Err... Mr J where do you think we are at the moment?
Mr J: At the dole centre of course!
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Dementia lady wants to leave hospital...Tom: I know you don't want to, but we really think you ought to stay in so we can get you better. Do you know where I'm coming from?
DL: I don't care where you come from!
Tom: Err...
DL: I don't mean to be rude. But I will be soon if you don't let me go!
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Me: Err your GTN didn't help?
Later, still straight faced: Yeah the TNT didn't make any difference
(Spray for relieving angina)
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